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Sex: MalePeter Bradley
Hgt: 5' 10" Wgt: 175 # Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue Base of Operations: Reservoir Park Arch-Enemies: N.U.T.T.S. (Nasty Union of Thieving & Terrorist Squirrels) Schticks: Bitten by a radioactive squirrel Quirks: Nibbles on Pistachios |
 artwork by Cindy Dukino
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 EXTRAS:The Bradley Bunch Gaming Buddies Squirrel Pals S.W.O.O.S.H. ID Card |
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Nicknames: Protector of Reservoir Park |
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Squirrel Man
(sung to the tune of Spider Man) Squirrel-man, Squirrel-man, Does whatever a squirrel can Eats a nut, any size, Likes to eat pecan pies Look Out! Here comes the Squirrel-man. What's so wrong? Listen bud, He's been dragged thru the mud. Can he swing with arms spread? Sorry gals he is wed Hey, there There goes the Squirrel-man. In the thrill of fright In a suit full of grime Running from a dog's bite He arrives by tonite. Squirrel-man, Squirrel-man Friendly neighborhood Squirrel-man Health and game He's ignored Traction is his reward. To him, life is a great big clean up Whenever there's a throw up You'll find the Squirrel-man. |